This site is meant to be fun, but we do live in a world of laws, so here,s the legal stuff:
IMPORTANT: PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION CAREFULLY. BY ACCESSING, BROWSING AND/OR USING THIS WEBSITE (THE "SITE"), YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU HAVE READ, UNDERSTOOD, AND AGREE TO BE BOUND BY THESE TERMS AND CONDITIONS, AND TO COMPLY WITH ALL APPLICABLE LAWS AND REGULATIONS. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO THESE TERMS, DO NOT USE THIS SITE.
Ownership and Copyright
This Site is owned, controlled and operated by Von Cello, Inc. (Von Cello) from its offices within the United States. Von Cello makes no representation that materials in the Site are appropriate or available for use in other locations, and access to them from territories where their contents are illegal is prohibited. Those who choose to access this Site from other locations do so on their own initiative and are responsible for compliance with applicable local laws.
Any claim relating to, and the use of, this site and the materials contained herein is governed by the laws of the State of New York without reference to its conflict of laws principles to the contrary. By using the site, you irrevocably consent and waive all objection to jurisdiction and venue in the state and federal courts located in New York, New York, with respect to any action commenced hereunder, and you agree not to commence or prosecute any action regarding the site or these terms except in the foregoing courts.
The material provided on this Site is protected by law, including, but not limited to, United States Copyright Law and international treaties. The copyright in all material provided on this Site is held by Von Cello, New York, New York, USA. All rights are reserved. The material protected by copyright includes all text, posted messages, logos, graphics, photographs, and the software used to control, support, maintain and present this site. Except as stated herein, none of the material may be copied, reproduced, distributed, republished, downloaded, displayed, posted or transmitted in any form or by any means, including, but not limited to, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without the prior written permission of Von Cello.
Von Cello may retain or delete any posted messages, photographs or graphic images at its sole discretion. At its sole discretion, Von Cello may discontinue this site and dispose of the messages, graphics, and photographs at any time in any manner.
Permission is granted to display, view, print and read the materials on this Site for personal, non-commercial use only. This permission terminates automatically if you breach any of these terms or conditions. You may not, without Von Cello's permission, "mirror" any material contained on this Site on any other server. You may not use the guestbook or any other part of this site as a site for your own guestbook or chatroom. Any unauthorized use of any material contained on this Site may violate copyright laws, trademark laws, the laws of privacy and publicity, and communications regulations and statutes.
Under no circumstances, including, but not limited to, negligence, shall Von Cello be liable for any direct, indirect, special, incidental or consequential damages of any kind, including, but not limited to, loss of data or profit, arising out of your use or the inability to use the materials on this site, even if Von Cello has been advised of the possibility of such damages.
You are prohibited from posting or transmitting to or from this Site any unlawful, threatening, libelous, defamatory, obscene, scandalous, inflammatory, pornographic, or profane material, or any other material that could give rise to any civil or criminal liability under applicable law. The guestbook on this site is to be used only for personal posts. Posts of a commercial nature may only be made by Von Cello. You are prohibited from posting or transmitting to or from this Site any commercial information or links to other commercial sites. The guestbook is an integral part of Von Cello's business. You are prohibited from making any post that could interfere with the ability of Von Cello to conduct it's business (in state, interstate, and internationally). Von Cello reserves the right to remove any material and/or terminate or block access to the Site by any user who Von Cello believes, in its reasonable judgment, has engaged in such activities in connection with the Site. Von Cello also reserves the right to commence legal action against anyone who Von Cello believes, in its reasonable judgment, has engaged in such activities in connection with the Site. The failure to remove any material does not imply any endorsement of the material. Von Cello shall not be held responsible for the posts of users of this site.
By posting a message on, or providing any narrative text, photograph or graphic image for this Site, you relinquish any and all rights to the message or narrative or photograph or graphic image. Compensation is neither offered nor given to you for any text or image that you submit. You acknowlege that when posting to the guestbook, the date, the time and your Internet Protocal Number (IP#) will automatically be posted on the page, and you agree to and accept these conditions. It is recommended that posters obtain firewall protection (hardware or software) before using the internet.
You may not copy or use any email addresses posted on this site for subsequent transmission of unsolicited commercial email. This practice shall be considered harassment and a violation of the privacy of the owners of the email addresses, and may result in your being prosecuted under applicable laws. You may not copy or use any Internet Protocal Numbers posted on this site for any reason whatsoever. Any use of Internet Protocal Numbers may result in your being prosecuted under applicable laws.
Disclaimer of Warranties
The information provided on this site is provided "as is," for entertainmant purposes only, and with all faults, bugs and errors. Von Cello does not make, and hereby disclaims, and you hereby waive, any warranty, representation or condition, express or implied, concerning the site or any information contained thereon including, without limitation, any implied warranty of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, or noninfringement, and any warranty arising by course of dealing or trade usage.
Should any term or provision hereof be deemed invalid, void or unenforceable either in its entirety or in a particular application, the remainder of this Agreement shall nonetheless remain in full force and effect and, if the subject term or provision is deemed to be invalid, void or unenforceable only with respect to a particular application, such term or provision shall remain in full force and effect with respect to all other applications.