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Post No. 3029
01/24/2011 11:13 PM
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Alaskan Dead Cello!

Here it is: the first mention on the net of Dead Cello in Alaska!

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Post No. 3028
01/22/2011 11:58 PM
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Bad Ass Cello Duo!

The next generation of Von Cellos?

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Post No. 3027
01/22/2011 10:11 AM
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3 more hits to hit 17,000

hee, hee
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Post No. 3026
01/21/2011 03:24 PM
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Meditate on this!

This one goes out to the Buddhists -

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Post No. 3025
01/19/2011 05:26 PM
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Martin Luther King Day

January 17th, Martin Luther King, a great American. His speeches still send chills up the spine!

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Post No. 3024
01/12/2011 11:54 PM
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The Best Part of January...

... is watching Charlie Brown produce a heavy metal show!

You will never look at Snoopy the same way!

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Post No. 3023
01/09/2011 10:31 PM
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Speaking of January (cold temperatures)...

This is really cool. Someone put together a play list of work songs on You Tube and guess what? They started it off with a cellist! A cellist? Yes, Von Cello playing The Train Whistle!

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Post No. 3022
01/08/2011 12:28 PM
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The best part of January...

Is watching Eric Clapton on acid!


Post No. 3021
01/05/2011 11:39 AM
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The best part of January...

Happy new year, Von Cello and family,

The best part of January? No more Christmas music for at least 10 months!

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Post No. 3020
01/03/2011 10:03 PM
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Happy New Year Everybody!

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Post No. 3019
01/03/2011 03:24 PM
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Jesus Christ!

Mrs. Yetta Rosenberg gets off the plane in Miami and, being tired from the flight, goes to the first hotel she sees in order to get a room. She walks up to the desk and tells the clerk, "I'm Mrs. Yetta Rosenberg, and I want a room for the night."

The clerk looks disdainfully at her and coldly says, "I'm sorry, madam, but our hotel is completely booked."

Just then, a man with his suitcase in hand, drops his key and a check at the desk, and heads for the door.

"Oy, vot luck," says Mrs. Rosenberg. "I can take 'his' room."

"I'm sorry, madam," says the clerk, "but I thought you understood my meaning. To be blunt, we only cater to Christians."

"But I'm Cat'lic!" exclaims Mrs. Rosenberg.

In obvious disbelief the clerk asks her, "If you're a Catholic, then answer this question: Who is the Son of God?"
"Dot's easy," says Mrs. Rosenberg, "Jesus Christ."

The clerk, still not convinced, then asks, "Who were Jesus' mother and father?"
"Mary and Joseph," replies Mrs. Rosenberg, testily.

Then the clerk asks, "And where was Jesus born?"
"In a manger in a barn," answers Mrs. Rosenberg, becoming agitated.

"And why was Jesus born in a manger in a barn?" asks the clerk.

"Cause a shmuck like you vouldn't rent a room to Jews!!!"

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Post No. 3018
01/02/2011 10:20 PM
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California Dreamin'

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Post No. 3017
12/30/2010 10:35 PM
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Shakedown the New Year!


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Post No. 3016
12/28/2010 08:26 PM
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BS or no BS?

This video is 2 hits away from 18,000!

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Post No. 3015
12/25/2010 05:00 PM
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What I Believe

This is the time of year to examine our beliefs. Here a man lists his:
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Post No. 3014
12/24/2010 09:50 PM
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Go for a ride!

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Post No. 3013
12/23/2010 04:38 PM
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How did we miss this!

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Post No. 3012
12/23/2010 04:18 PM
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Now THAT's Where it's at!

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Post No. 3011
12/23/2010 03:21 PM
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Have a Wild and Crazy Holiday!

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Post No. 3010
12/21/2010 08:16 PM
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Truth funnier than fiction

Here is how answers the following question:

Do Jews believe in the Virgin Mary?

No they do not believe in the Virgin Mary. they do not think that Jesus was the Son of God, just a prophet

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Post No. 3009
12/21/2010 07:24 PM
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Happy Happy Day!

Why did the Jewish chicken cross the road?

Why not?!
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Post No. 3008
12/18/2010 11:47 PM
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Shake yer booty!

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Post No. 3007
12/16/2010 05:48 PM
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Perfection Unseen - or - Hindsight is 20/20

Just the other night a hometown football game
My wife nd I ran into my old high school flame
And as I introduced them the past came back to me
And I couldn't help but think of the way things used to be

She was the one that I'd wanted for all times
And each night I'd spend prayin' that God would make her mine And if he'd only grant me this wish I wished back then I'd never ask for anything again

Sometimes I thank God for unanswered prayers
Remember when you're talkin' to the man upstairs
That just because he doesn't answer doesn't mean he don't care
Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers

She wasn't quite the angel that I remembered in my dreams
And I could tell that time had changed me
In her eyes too it seemed
We tried to talk about the old days
There wasn't much we could recall
I guess the Lord knows what he's doin' after all

And as she walked away and I looked at my wife
And then and there I thanked the good Lord
For the gifts in my life

Sometimes I thank God for unanswered prayers
Remember when you're talkin' to the man upstairs
That just because he may not answer doesn't mean he don't care
Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers

Some of God's greatest gifts are all too often unanswered...
Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers
- Garth Brooks

Post No. 3006
12/15/2010 06:09 PM
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Hey... you ... sit down ... !! ...

...You're blocking my view of the perfection!
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Post No. 3005
12/15/2010 03:56 PM
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The Brothers Karamazoff

I think Dostoevsky was the one who said that he would not want to live in a paradise if you couldn't stick out your tongue at things. Maybe it was Huxley. I think part of living a reasonably long life is that you start to realize that there is never a perfect peace, nor will there be without some kind of cosmic intervention. I think the human mind seeks to create perfection when perfection already exists all around us but we just don't see it.

Or maybe not...

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