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Post No. 3054
05/08/2011 05:04 PM
  
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Cha Cha Cha Changes

As Von Cello has been changing the website has been changing. It is under construction but if you poke around you'll start to see some changes. The changes are intended to bring the site more in line with the Von Cello of today as opposed to the Von Cello of a few years ago.
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Post No. 3053
04/30/2011 06:26 PM
  
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A Royal Waste of Money?

Is this comedy or a legitimate unreported story?

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-april-28-2011/royal-wedding-excitement-in-london

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Post No. 3052
04/19/2011 10:52 PM
  
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Almost 6000 Hits!

And now for something mellow:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w4ODi3eyZ4

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Post No. 3051
04/12/2011 08:51 PM
  
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They don't write songs like that anymore...

http://xoteria.com/CH16.html

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Post No. 3050
04/07/2011 12:07 AM
  
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Cindi Lauper knocks one out of the park!

You're a mean old daddy but I like you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0RCDHBw50Q

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Post No. 3049
04/06/2011 11:23 PM
  
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When Rock was Rock

And though the crowd clapped furiously they could not see the joke...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rY1WYhfWTM

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Post No. 3048
03/30/2011 07:42 PM
  
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Life on the Inside

When the outside is bad go to the inside:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFkXk7mtRlA

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Post No. 3047
03/17/2011 10:33 PM
  
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Life on Mars

Two astronauts land on Mars. Their mission: To

determine whether there is oxygen on the planet.

'Give me the box of matches,' says one.

'Either it burns and there is oxygen, or nothing

happens.'


He takes the box, and is ready to strike a match

when, out of the blue, a Martian appears waving

all his seven arms. 'No, no, don't!'*


The two guys look at each other, worried. Could

there be an unknown explosive gas on Mars?

Still, the astronaut takes up the match and prepares

to strike it.*


Suddenly, a crowd of hysterical Martians come,

all waving their arms:

'No, please no, don't do that! STOP! Please!'***


One of the astronauts says, 'This looks serious.

What are they afraid of?


Nonetheless, we're here for science, to know if

humans can breathe on Mars.'


So . . . He strikes the match -- which flames up,

burns down, and... NOTHING HAPPENS!*


So then he turns to the Martians and asks,

'Why did you want us to not strike a match?'*


The leader of the Martians steps forward

and says,

"Today is Shabbos!"*
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Post No. 3046
03/17/2011 04:17 PM
  
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What do you expect?

Nuclear power is safe...
unless something unexpected happens.

But why worry?

Didn't we expect 3 Mile Island, Chernobyl, Katrina, 9/11...

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Post No. 3045
03/16/2011 07:08 PM
  
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U.S. calls for evacuation zone 50 miles from Japanese nuclear plant.

Indian Point nuclear plant - 35 miles from New York City!

Do the math.
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Post No. 3044
03/08/2011 11:36 PM
  
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Attention Cellists!

Dead Cello is on sale! 20% off.

Here's a chance to buy this great suite of Grateful Dead tunes for a great price.

http://www.sheetmusicplus.com/sale/Latham-Music/77?sa=77&sort=top_selling&rows=25&narrow_by=minsky

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Post No. 3043
03/07/2011 10:25 PM
  
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Divide and Conquer

A CEO and a Tea Partier are sitting at a table. There's a plate with a dozen cookies. The CEO eats 11 and says to the Tea Partier "You see that union guy over there, he wants your cookie!"

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Post No. 3042
03/05/2011 12:59 PM
  
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Von Cello Rules!

Just four more hits to hit 15,000!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_KeevBZNug

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Post No. 3041
02/25/2011 07:34 PM
  
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On Fire!

Iron Man just blew past 100,000 hits!

And the Michael Jackson Tribute blew past 19,000!

Ladies and Gentlemen, here's to the King of Pop:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5E5D3_MKYE0

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Post No. 3040
02/21/2011 09:12 AM
  
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I AM CELLO MAN!

Closing in on 100,000 hits! Help give it a push! Tell your friends!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ylMP8N20mc

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Post No. 3039
02/17/2011 10:20 PM
  
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Von Cello is Truckin'!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qc80btFZRHs

Just about to hit the 3000 view mark!

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Post No. 3038
02/12/2011 03:36 PM
  
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Ha, Ha. Very funny.

During an exam, a police recruit was asked what he would do if his job required him to arrest his own mother. His response was, "Call for backup."
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The prospective son-in-law was asked by his fiance's father, "Son, can you support a family?"
"Well, no, sir," he replied. "I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you have to fend for yourselves."
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There were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a nail in, then picked up another. He was holding the nail upside down. He unexpectedly threw the nail away. He
picked up another nail, right side up this time, and pounded this in. He eventually threw so many upside down nails away, that his friend came over. "Eh, what you doing? How
come you're throwing away all those nails?" he asked. "Because they're upside down," the friend replied. The other guy says, "You Idiot, save them for the ceiling!"
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As a drunk guy staggers out of a bar one evening, a fire engine races past, siren wailing and lights flashing. Immediately, the drunk starts chasing the engine, running as fast as he
can until eventually he collapses, gasping for breath. In a last act of desperation he shouts after the fire engine, "If that's the way you want it, you can keep your stupid ice creams!"

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Post No. 3037
02/11/2011 11:06 PM
  
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Bob Dylan

Ladies and Gentlemen - Robert Zimmerman!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGXcTAHCcmo&NR=1

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Post No. 3036
02/11/2011 11:03 PM
  
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The Mighty Hava Nagilah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJqXjvlKa2w

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Post No. 3035
02/06/2011 04:09 PM
  
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My gig this weekend

http://www.vienneseoperaball.us/_home.php

That's us playing on the video!

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Post No. 3034
02/05/2011 03:33 PM
  
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Jimi Who?

As my Iron Man video and my Michael Jackson Tribute have passed my Hendrix Star Spangled Banner and Purple Haze video in hits, it occurs to me that Hendrix is getting less popular and less well known as the years go by. The Beatles still are amazingly famous even to the new generation. Other classic rock bands seem to have done well too such as Led Zeppelin. But Hendrix, while still revered in many quarters, seems to garner less attention than he did in the past.

Am I imagining this? Or are my videos telling us something?



Iron Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ylMP8N20mc

Michael Jackson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5E5D3_MKYE0

Hendrix
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTdrfyog-lU
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Post No. 3033
02/03/2011 04:34 PM
  
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Neil!

http://www.simplydiamondrocks.com/

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Post No. 3032
01/30/2011 11:32 AM
  
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Interesting facts

I checked my stats on YouTube. Check this out. The most watched videos are as follows:

USA - Iron Man
Europe - Michael Jackson Tribute
Asia - Truckin Through the South
Africa - Cel-tic Jig
Middle East - Iron Man
South America - Iron Man

Isn't that interesting?
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Post No. 3031
01/28/2011 07:27 PM
  
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You Go Girl!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH-_9cwdLug

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Post No. 3030
01/26/2011 06:10 PM
  
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Having fun willy-nilly!

1. Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.

3. Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.

6. Negligent, adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.

7. Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent, n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men

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