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Post No. 932
04/12/2007 01:33 PM
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So far here's the score...

Imus was fired from his MSNBC simulcast. So far he is only suspended from his radio broadcast. But Sharpton et al are holding marches, etc. calling for him to be fired from that too.

Gangsta Rappers...not one has been fired from anything.

sonny mano 

Post No. 931
04/11/2007 11:01 AM
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I mus say

i actually caught the show on podcast. someone downloaded and then uploaded it to odeo...the youtube of AUDIO ,,no vids allowed.
Von Cello 

Post No. 930
04/10/2007 12:40 PM
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Did you miss the Imus mess?

Here's something you probably are not hearing about in Spain. There is a long time radio talk show host named Don Imus who has a show called Imus in the Morning. He is controverisial and known for having a nasty edge, but he also does good works. But he called a Rutgers female basketball team a group of "nappy headed hos" and it has become a major story. He is going to get a 2 week suspension, but many blacks like Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are calling for him to be fired.

The thing that gets me is that a few weeks ago he called his bosses "money grubbing Jews" and no one seemed to care. Where was Al and Jesse then?

The other question is, why are they not calling for rappers, who constantly use that language, to get fired?

Double standard?

America, 2007.
Von Cello 

Post No. 929
04/09/2007 11:59 AM
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I ran away from Iran

Bush didn't attack. Tony Blair didn't attack. No one in Europe seemed to show support for England. I believe many in the Arab world will see the west as weak and decadnent. While their jihadis are willing to blow themselves up, the British groveled at the feet of the Iranian while the west stood silent.

Personally I don't believe a word that comes from the "president" of Iran...the man who denies the Holocaust. So I believe that the British were in Iraqi waters. But even if they were not, that is no excuse to hold hostages for two weeks and humiliate them on television, and abuse them in private. The episode is just another reminder of the backwards mentality of this country which even today announced progress in its nuclear program.
sonny mano 

Post No. 928
04/08/2007 04:40 PM
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12 weeks

i thought iran released the intruders...If they hadnt bush would order an attack..if they had, bush would order an attack..HOW DARE THEY RELEASE THEM..those arab trickers.we must destroy them.....
barak? never heard of him until u tol me....
Von Cello 

Post No. 927
04/06/2007 09:03 AM
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We haven't talked politics lately, yet there have been some startling developments like the hostage taking by Iran of English sailors. We are also seeing some real fighting going on here between the president and congress. Plus that guy, Barak Obama, who Steve never heard of, just reported having raised 25 million dollars in the first quarter, he is second only to Hillary who only raised a million more. Plus Obama had twice the number of donors. Meanwhile McCain walked through a market in Bagdad surrounded by troops, with marksmen up in the buildings, and helicoptors above...and he said it was "safe"!!!!
sonny mano 

Post No. 926
04/05/2007 12:59 PM
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map from my hjouse to country house

(Editor's note: I had to remove that link because it was so long that it was changing the shape of the guestbook.)
Von Cello 

Post No. 925
04/04/2007 10:58 AM
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Savage Nation

Michael Savage is quite the character, and someone I'm SURE you would not get to hear about in Europe!

Check him out:
sonny mano 

Post No. 924
04/04/2007 01:23 AM
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try to publish yourself In you tube u can up your songs and create a VC publications inc. Jew in frisco? try spain? i have a student who will live next year in oakland

Post No. 923
04/03/2007 11:14 AM
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A Brooklyn Jew living in San Francisco? What a concept.
Von Cello 

Post No. 922
04/03/2007 10:48 AM
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Good News

Over 2,000 hits on Von Cello videos!

Other good news, I am sending Oxford University Press today my updates and a new piece composed for my Ten International Cello Encores.
Von Cello 

Post No. 921
04/01/2007 06:26 PM
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Good Site

Good site! Well done and interesting.

This weekend I went to West Hartford, Connecticut to lay down vocals for the new Von Cello CD. I need another few sessions with Scott and then we'll be ready to add the contriburions of Patrick and John. Hopefully we'll have it ready for the summer....just in time for Steven Marcus to help promote the CD all over Brighton Beach!
sonny mano 

Post No. 920
04/01/2007 11:58 AM
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link letter

yes that was my webpage link
im countin the weeks till jily 1st wen i begin my 2 months in coney island at moms
Might be thelast as either sgell die soon or sell and live all year in Kingspoint flo
Ill be runnin daily the fill boardwalk It takes about 50 minutes . ill be there at 9 am EVERY FREAKIN summer 05 I did same and it was great. So many folks bringin life to the ol walk that went to pot in the 70s and early 80s..Mom lives ablock from it and we go there almos daily for dennys and to jus see the wonderwheel....Im piblishin this comment in canarsie friends id anyone might wanna join me...
Von Cello 

Post No. 919
03/31/2007 03:21 PM
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P Diddy a toilet cleaner...

He used to be called Puff Daddy. Then he became P. Diddy. He is an ex-gangster turned hip hop entreprenuer. He is worth tens if not hundreds of millions of dollars. But I can see why you thought what you did! P. Diddy, P. Diddy, and away goes dirt right down the drain.

Beyonce a pretty black singer...

I guess she has the bottom that was seen around the world.

Don't ask, don't tell drug policy...

Nope, gay policy! In the U.S. military you are not allowed to ask if someone is gay, nor are they allowed to tell. If you say you are gay, you are gone!

Scooter Libby whitehouse guy...

Yep, not a kid's toy!

Mike Savage a tough guy tv actor...

Sounds like it, but actually a weird kind of tough guy right wing talk show host. An ex Brooklyn Jew now living in San Francisco. Much hated by the left, but actually very entertaining.

emilio aregon - an actor?

antonio banderas - an actor

penelope cruz - an actress

zara clothes - Penelope's wardrobe maker?

chupa chups - a lunch snack?

academia guaranteed ingles murcia - the Academic Academy of Senior Steven Marcus?
Von Cello 

Post No. 918
03/30/2007 12:26 PM
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Words cannot describe...

Speaking of Karl Rove...

Only in America!!
sonny mano 

Post No. 917
03/30/2007 01:09 AM
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P Diddy a toilet cleaner
Beyonce a pretty black singer
Don't ask, don't tell drug policy
Scooter Libby whitehouse guy
Mike Savage a tough guy tv actor

your turn
emilio aregon
antonio banderas
penelope cruz
zara clothes
chupa chups
academia guaranteed ingles murcia
Von Cello 

Post No. 916
03/29/2007 11:10 PM
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A capital suggestion

If you wrote Zapetero instead of zapetero I would have said the president of Spain!

What about the ones you didn't answer?

And let me ask you a few more.

What is:

P Diddy
Don't ask, don't tell
Scooter Libby
Mike Savage
sonny mano 

Post No. 915
03/29/2007 04:30 PM
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zapatero - a shoe maker? THE PRESIDENT OF SPAIN yours is a bush mine is a shoemaker

eta - Etta James impersonator? -terrorist group like plo but anti spain

manchego cheese - a particularly pungent dairy product?

jamon serrano - pulled pork?

moncloa - a man eating animal? THE WHITE HOUSE OF SPAIN

tdt - tid bit? digital tv in spain and all EUROPE

wifi - your wife-y?
Von Cello 

Post No. 914
03/29/2007 03:28 PM
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Cross Cultural Nonsense

1. Viagra penis

Close. It is a pill to increase your sexual drive. The commercial says, "If you experience an erection for more than four hours, call your doctor". Yeah, right!

2. Lunesta donno

Some new sleeping pill.

3. Boniva no idea

Sounds like something like Viagra, but its for osteoporosis.

4. The Apprentice no idea

Donald Trump's reality show in which people compete and suffer his humiliations so that they can work for him.

5. Desperate Housewives

Late night soap opera about a group of women in the suburbs of California who all have secrets and struggles.

6. Having a grill

In hip-hop jargon a "grill" is a piece of jewelry made out of diamonds that you wear to cover your teeth!

7. Girls Gone Wild

A video sold at night over the TV which has girls taking of their shirts in public and acting inappropriately in various ways.

8. Hum V

The Hum V, or Hummer, is a car made by Hummer which is used by the U.S. military and has recently been sold as a civilian car for ex boy scouts and women with penis envy.

9. Barack Obama

You are right, he is a black guy from the USA, but more importantly he is giving Hilary Clinton a run for her money in the early Democratic campaigning for president!

10. Borat

The cleanser is borax. Borat is a film personna of a Jewish guy from England (Sasha Cohen?)who makes believe he is a journalist from Khazakstan. He toured America acting like an anti-Semite and got a lot of people to agree with the things he said. He is a comedian, but more of a social commentator. His movie is called Borat.
now you tell me what or who is

zapatero - a shoe maker?

eta - Etta James impersonator?

manchego cheese - a particularly pungent dairy product?

jamon serrano - pulled pork?

moncloa - a man eating animal?

tdt - tid bit?

wifi - your wife-y?

I'm sure I'm wrong on all of those, so let us know what these things are from Spanish Culture.

sonny mano 

Post No. 913
03/29/2007 01:12 PM
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1. Viagra penis
2. Lunesta donno
3. Boniva no idea
4. The Apprentice no idea
5. Desperate Housewives
6. Having a grill barbrque
7. Girls Gone Wild a club
8. Hum V car from england used to kill arabs
9. Barack Obama black guy from usa
10. Borat ?

now you tell me what or who is
manchego cheese
jamon serrano
Von Cello 

Post No. 912
03/29/2007 09:36 AM
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You're not kidding, are you?

You are wrong on both. How about the others?

sonny mano 

Post No. 911
03/29/2007 01:47 AM
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borat i think is a cleaning powder and desperate housewives is a show about jewish woman in nyc who want to meet men?
Von Cello 

Post No. 910
03/28/2007 10:42 PM
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Please don't squeeze the Charmin

A lot has changed since the days of Mr. Whipple. Let's see how many things you have missed.

Do you know what these things are:

1. Viagra
2. Lunesta
3. Boniva
4. The Apprentice
5. Desperate Housewives
6. Having a grill
7. Girls Gone Wild
8. Hum V
9. Barack Obama
10. Borat
sonny mano 

Post No. 909
03/28/2007 02:58 PM
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im actyally very excited that i have missed american reference. i love summers in coney island not undestanding american tv talk
it makes being at moms like a trip to a foreign country
ill be in ny all summer id like to see a vc concert and fly with korman
Von Cello 

Post No. 908
03/28/2007 08:59 AM
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It's just a line from a commercial. It is some kind of product. I never paid enough attention to know what it is. But that is the line that some character says to another. "My doctor said Mylanta". It's annoying actually, but it seemed to fit what we were talking about. No big deal that you missed this "American" reference.

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