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Ha, Ha. Very funny.
  During an exam, a police recruit was asked what he would do if his job required him to arrest his own mother. His response was, "Call for backup."
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The prospective son-in-law was asked by his fiance's father, "Son, can you support a family?"
"Well, no, sir," he replied. "I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you have to fend for yourselves."
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There were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a nail in, then picked up another. He was holding the nail upside down. He unexpectedly threw the nail away. He
picked up another nail, right side up this time, and pounded this in. He eventually threw so many upside down nails away, that his friend came over. "Eh, what you doing? How
come you're throwing away all those nails?" he asked. "Because they're upside down," the friend replied. The other guy says, "You Idiot, save them for the ceiling!"
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As a drunk guy staggers out of a bar one evening, a fire engine races past, siren wailing and lights flashing. Immediately, the drunk starts chasing the engine, running as fast as he
can until eventually he collapses, gasping for breath. In a last act of desperation he shouts after the fire engine, "If that's the way you want it, you can keep your stupid ice creams!"

 
  Author: Von Cello
Eintrag from 12.02.2011
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