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Minsky Humor!
  A small town in Poland had only one cow. One day it stopped giving milk. The worried townspeople did some research, and discovered they could obtain a cow from Moscow for 2000 rubles, or one from Minsk for only 1000 rubles. So, naturally, they got the cow from Minsk.

It was a great cow, had a wonderful disposition, and produced lots of milk and lots of cream. Everybody loved it dearly. soon the people decided they would mate the cow in the hope of having more cows like it. Then, they thoght, they'd never have to worry about their milk supply again.

They got a bull, and led the cow and the bull into the pasture.When the bull came in from the right to mount the cow, the cow moved to the left. When the bull moved in from the left, the cow moved to the right. This went on all day long. Finally, in desperation, the townspeople decided to ask their wise old rabbi what to do. They explained the problem, "Rabbi, we've tried all day to mate our cow, but aren't getting anyhere! When the bull moves in from the right,the cow moves to the left. When the bull moves in from the left, the cow moves to the right. Please tell us how we can get them to mate?" The Rabbi pondered for a moment then asked, "Did you happen to buy this cow from Minsk?" "Rabbi!" they replied as one, "You are so wise! We never told you we bought the cow from Minsk. How on earth could you know that?" The Rabbi replied sadly, "My wife is from Minsk."

  Author: Von Cello
Eintrag from 09.01.2009
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