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  30 DAYS BEFORE PESACH

I had 12 bottles of whiskey in my cellar and I was instructed by me wife to empty each and every bottle so I proceeded with the task.

I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink, with the exception of one glass which I drank. I extracted the cork from the second bottle and did
likewise, with the exception of one glass which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from third bottle and poured the contents down the sink, with the exception of one glass which I drank.

I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next, and drank one sink out of it and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the glass and poured the cork from the bottle. Then I
corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink, and drank the pour. When I had everything emptied I steadied the house with one hand, counted the bottles, corks, glasses and
sinks with the other, which were twenty nine, and put the houses in one bottle, which I drank.

I'm not under the affluence of incohol, but thinkle peep I am. I'm not half so thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here the longer I
get.
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  Author: Von Cello
Eintrag from 20.03.2008
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