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  Dan Rather, Katie Couric, and an Israeli sergeant were all captured by
terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the terrorists told them that he would grant
them each one last request before they were beheaded.

Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan, so I'd like one last bowlful of hot
spicy chili." The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the
chili. Rather ate it all and said, "Now I can die content."

Katie Couric said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape
recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe someday
someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end."

The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and Couric
dictated some comments. She then said, "Now I can die happy."

The leader turned and said, "And now, Mr. Israeli tough guy, what is your
final wish?" "Kick me in the ass," said the soldier." - "What?" asked the
leader? "Will you mock us in your last hour?" "No, I'm not kidding. I want you to
kick me in the ass," insisted the Israeli.

So the leader shoved him into the open and kicked him in the ass. The
soldier went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from under
his flack jacket, and shot the leader dead. In the resulting confusion, he
jumped to his knapsack, pulled out his carbine and sprayed the terrorists with
gunfire. In a flash, all terrorists were either dead or fleeing for their lives.

As the soldier was untying Rather and Couric, they asked him, "Why didn't
you just shoot them in the beginning? Why did you ask them to kick you in the
ass first?"

"What?" replied the Israeli, "And have you two assholes report that I was
the aggressor?"

  Author: Von Cello
Eintrag from 19.03.2008
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